​'Out of the Shadows' fails to deliver

Evaluating a film like, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, requires the use of a rather generous bell curve to result in a passing grade. In every conceivable way excluding its tone – perhaps the one saving grace – Out of the Shadows falls short. This film is a tremendous compilation of failure, something that isn't quite bad enough to be memorable, but still several steps below passably mediocre. This film wishes it were risible; at least it would evoke a positive reaction unrelated to the frustration and annoyance it leaves viewers feeling after just shy of two hours of crap.